Regular readers of this blog will know that I love my blackberry, So next week when I fly off to France (yes I was in the US less than a month ago, it all go in this jet set life I lead :) for a Christmas holiday, I want to take my life err phone with me.
My phone company (Orange) enable roaming on pay-as-you go phone as standard, but because I’m on a contract I have to ring up and get it enabled, and may have to pay a deposit. So I duly rang up.
All was well until just before I got put through to an operator, The last thing the automated system said was “Now I’m going to ask you about your password, this is for security purposes.” OK makes sense I thought, it’s safer than giving my password to a human, So I presses the nth letter of my password… Nothing,
“Please press the key that represents the nth letter of your password” the menu system repeated, but this time it added “For example press 2 if the letter is a,b or c”.
The penny dropped.
The blackberry has a wonderful Qwerty keyboard, as do most modern smart phones, but this wanted my password as it appears on a 12 key phone keyboard. After an attempt to guess where the letters where I gave-up, so I rang again, this time to try and get a human to speak to… No option I tried (even the “Help using your phone”) would let me speak to someone without first asking me a question I couldn’t answer.
At that point I was calling Orange all the name under the sun. A letter of complaint, and possibly a law suit where in order! So off I stormed into town.
Half an hour later, after walking into town and calming down (I decided not to sue them, but still a letter and a blog post where in order), I was in the Orange shop.
Here everything changed. The guy I spoke to couldn’t have been more he analogised that the menu system was stupid, and suggested a work-a-round, according to him, if you enter your letter incorrectly three time it takes you to an operator anyway (N.B. this is untested by me).
He asked me to hold on a second, despaired out the back of the shop, and returned with “his” (or more likely the shops) phone, and customer services on the other end.
The guy in the call centre, was chatty sorted the query out quickly and best of all (and yes honesty is a bugbear of mine) didn’t pretend to be in the UK (Hint big business, we all know you outsource your call centres).
The people I spoke to couldn’t have done more for me, but the menu system… whoever thought of the wonderful idea off telling your customers to do something, they can’t do, and don’t have to anyway, should be fired.
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